I Just Wanna Be a Hoodrat

With the recent release of the new Grand Theft Auto series, it seems that crime has escalated ... and gotten a lot younger. A seven year old is being charged with actual grand theft auto because he stole his grandmothers car and went on a joy ride. His commentary on the situation is priceless and I'm sure will go down in interweb history with a certain community in Alabama and their little green men and Bub Rub. Thanks to Stewart for the tip.

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