The Things You Wouldn't Blow Up for a Boy

This is a continuation of the Not Fit for Print series featuring absurd headlines from our trusted news sources.

Report: Girls Gang Blows Up Houses Over Boy
A gang of London teenage girls is suspected of destroying three houses
and killing a man with a homemade liquid bomb during an argument over a
boy.

Now I have always been first to tell you that high school girls are the devil, what with all the backstabbing, putting Nair in the Shampoo bottle, and baking Ritalin into the cookies. But apparently in London they are taking things to a whole new level. Basically these masterminds of crime poured some sort of liquid bomb concoction (they found the recipe on the internet) into a mailbox of someone trying to steal their man. The police are now out looking for this "girl gang." My heart goes out to London's finest, its probably time to break out the riot gear.

[Fox News]

2 comments:

Devil

May 16, 2008 at 10:34 AM

All the reasons you mentioned that make high school girls the devil, were actually middle school girls. As you well know.
And you thought no one would call you out on it on your own blog. How wrong.
Not that I'm denying that we're the devil. I just think you could be a little more creative and come up with some different reasons.

Alex Gray

May 17, 2008 at 8:47 PM

That is a challenge that I shall accept. Look forward to the article: why highschool girls are the devil. It might take me some time but i shall prove it.